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[Relationship Status] single
[Shoe size] 12 wide
[Parents still together] 36 years
[Siblings] older sister
[Pets] General Gau Underfoot Caprio

FAVORITES

[Color] green
[Number] 3
[Animal] kitty
[Book] Labyrinths of Reason
[Flower] none

DO YOU

[Twirl your hair?] I just toss it to the side like Fabio
[Have tattoos?] not yet
[Cheat on tests?] only once
[Like roller coasters?] only ones I won’t die on
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yep
[Like cleaning?] yes
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Know how to drive?] yep
[Own a cell phone?] yep

HAVE YOU EVER

[Been in a fist fight?] nope
[Considered a life of crime?] nope
[Considered being a hooker?] not really
[Been in love?] yep
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yep
[Been in lust?] yep
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] nope
[Current hair] long and brown
[Current thing I ought to be doing] your mom
[Current CD in stereo] White Stripes, Get Behind Me Satan
[Last movie you saw] V for Vendetta
[Last thing you ate] Cabbage
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes
[Read the newspaper?] WSJ
[Hate yourself?] rarely
[Collect anything?] comics and antiquarian books

LOVE..

[First crush] I honestly can’t remember which came first. There were many.
[You believe in love at first sight?] Lust at first sight.
[You believe in “the one?”] no
[Are you a tease?] wouldn’t you like to know?
[Too shy to make the first move?] sometimes

ARE YOU …

[A Daydreamer] yes
[Sarcastic] yes
[Shy] sometimes (REDUNDANT!!)
[Talkative] if I feel comfortable

WOULD YOU RATHER…

[Pierce your nose or lip?] nose
[Be serious or funny?] yes

ARE YOU…

[Simple or complicated?] simple

ABOUT YOU…

[What time is it] 8:42pm
[Name] Mike
[Nickname(s)] mikecap, zen

WHAT DO YOU WANT…

[Where do you want to live] my dream house, off the grid, somewhere safe from the impending apocalypse
[What kind of job do you want] already working my dream job
[Do you want to get married] I want a companion and a family

UNIQUE…

[Nervous Habits] fidgeting
[Are you double jointed] nope
[Can you roll your tongue] yes
[Can you raise one eyebrow] yes
[Can you cross your eyes] not really, but I can vibrate them
[Do you make your bed daily] hell no

CLOTHES, ETC…

[Which shoe goes on first] the closest one
[Have you ever thrown one at someone] no

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU…

[Bought something] IKEA baby
[Gotten sick] yes
[Sang] yes
[Felt stupid] yes
[Missed someone] yes
[Gotten drunk] yes
[Gotten high] never
[Danced crazy] no
[Gotten your hair cut] soon
[Watched cartoons] yes

LAST PERSON THAT…

[Slept in your bed] me – besides me, treyvana and her boyfriend
[Saw you cry] I have no idea
[Made you cry] my mom
[Saw a movie with you] rebecca
[Said ‘I love you’ to you] my mom